Dinner conversation gone wrong....

[Lisa]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"



HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"



WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"



HUSBAND: "Of course I do."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"



HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."



HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"



HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"



HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"



HUSBAND: "I guess so."



WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"



HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: - - silence - - -



HUSBAND: "Shit."

[StangRacer]

And to think I thought this was a dinner conversation you had.

[Racingqtrsstang]

Busted

[99SVTAddict]

I don't get it

Oh wait, I do...just wasn't funny.

[357windsor]

Damn busted!

[nitrous_bob]

hells yes. lol

and of course we'd sleep in our bed....we already are beeyotch !!!!!!!