Important Question

Strtracer · 08-31-2005, 10:47 PM

What don't squirrels like, besides dogs and lead?

In the spring, I discovered a family of squirrels living in the eves of my house, well it took a couple of days, but I dispatched them with extreme prejudice(my neighbors think Im nuts ). well now their relatives are in town,and theyve decided to move in too(hey, its a nice house). So what drives them wacky, I wanna piss them off, cause it'll get um out on the roof where I can help them find new residence.

Any suggestions, nothing flamable, and nothing that will cause premature expiration while still within the rodent condo that was my roof. Gotta get um out so I can nut proof it. Please remember that compassion is not neccesary

Thanks

Anybody wanna have some fun this weekend

SHOTyme · 08-31-2005, 10:54 PM

very low frequency sound works...might drive the dogs nuts though.

Strtracer · 08-31-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SHOTyme

very low frequency sound works...might drive the dogs nuts though.

Would it make their pointy little ears bleed

silverknight · 08-31-2005, 11:33 PM

put some peanuts in a bowl outside near thier nest, when they go out to get food pick them off one by one. its more fun than shootin pigions.

357windsor · 09-01-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by silverknight

put some peanuts in a bowl outside near thier nest, when they go out to get food pick them off one by one. its more fun than shootin pigions.

Strtracer · 09-01-2005, 09:04 AM

OK, so thats 2 votes for the bait and die tactic

lab1702 · 09-01-2005, 09:22 AM

Put the peanuts in a metal bowl, get a piece of wood just big enough to set the bowl on and then put it all on a cookie sheet. After that, find as many car batteries as you can and hook them up to the bowl and sheet.

If you live in a populated area, a quiet sizzle is always less stressful on the neighbors than the sound of gunshots.

Just don't forget to keep your pets away if you got any...

Lisa · 09-01-2005, 09:24 AM

Flamables and explosives are out of the question I guess? *sigh*

JK!!!!

Bait and kill!

Lisa · 09-01-2005, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lab1702

Put the peanuts in a metal bowl, get a piece of wood just big enough to set the bowl on and then put it all on a cookie sheet. After that, find as many car batteries as you can and hook them up to the bowl and sheet.

If you live in a populated area, a quiet sizzle is always less stressful on the neighbors than the sound of gunshots.

Just don't forget to keep your pets away if you got any...

Crazzy_Al · 09-01-2005, 09:27 AM

Go buy a Co2 powered BB gun (Handgun or rifle, doesn't matter) and shoot them down. The neighbors won't hear shit.

Strtracer · 09-01-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazzy_Al

Go buy a Co2 powered BB gun (Handgun or rifle, doesn't matter) and shoot them down. The neighbors won't hear shit.

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Originally Posted by strtracer

dispatched with extreme predjudice

While fun, I have to stand in the front yard too long while completing said task.

Maybe peanuts and qlue traps, that would give me a longer time to aim

Any smells/slash chemicals that squirrels cant stand?