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01-19-2006, 08:39 AM
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Doesn't play well w/ others
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Movie trivia....
I've been cracking up all day at work because one of the guys here was putting lotion on when I came in today. So all of us have been saying "it puts the lotion on" and cracking up. Classic stupid movie:
It puts the lotion on. You have no
idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
Oh, all right! Enough,
you broken record! Okay!
I've been here two weeks.
What do you want?
It put the lotion on its skin. Now!
Well, say it, don't spray it,
brother. Dang.
-I need a towel now.
-It does what it's told!
There, look, I'm putting the lotion
on the skin. I'm rubbing it in.
To tell you the truth, brother,
between you and me...
...that thing with the dog
is coming off a little fruity.
That's just me talking.
Where's my supplies? Come on.
I thought we had a deal.
Oh, for Christ's sake! Here!
Yee! Auto Trader Ooh, August.
I don't got this one.
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01-19-2006, 08:54 AM
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One man Wrecking Crew
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Originally Posted by 99SVTAddict
I've been cracking up all day at work because one of the guys here was putting lotion on when I came in today. So all of us have been saying "it puts the lotion on" and cracking up. Classic stupid movie:
It puts the lotion on. You have no
idea what kind of hell I can bring you! Silence of the Lamb
Oh, all right! Enough,
you broken record! Okay!
I've been here two weeks.
What do you want?
It put the lotion on its skin. Now! Silence of the Lamb.
Well, say it, don't spray it,
brother. Dang.
-I need a towel now.
-It does what it's told!
There, look, I'm putting the lotion
on the skin. I'm rubbing it in.
To tell you the truth, brother,
between you and me...
...that thing with the dog
is coming off a little fruity.
That's just me talking.
Where's my supplies? Come on.
I thought we had a deal.
Oh, for Christ's sake! Here!
Yee! Auto Trader Ooh, August.
I don't got this one. Joe Dirt
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That's all I got.
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01-19-2006, 08:59 AM
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Doesn't play well w/ others
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It's all Joe Dirt. Found the script online. I just thought it was funny as hell. 
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01-19-2006, 09:06 AM
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wow...i coulda swore this was from dumb and dumber... "Well, say it, don't spray it,
brother. Dang."
silence of the lambs is 1 of my alltime favorites...so is red dragon...
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01-19-2006, 09:12 AM
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yeah i just watched Joe dirt on sunday on comedy central so i recognized it instantly...such a funnnny movie 
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01-19-2006, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 1Quick88
yeah i just watched Joe dirt on sunday on comedy central so i recognized it instantly...such a funnnny movie |
aren't you supposed to be at work?
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01-19-2006, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 1Quick88
yeah i just watched Joe dirt on sunday on comedy central so i recognized it instantly...such a funnnny movie |
bah you were just taking notes on how to properly grow a mullet
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01-19-2006, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by BigWheelinBubba
bah you were just taking notes on how to properly grow a mullet |
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01-19-2006, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by nitrous_bob
aren't you supposed to be at work?
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I am at work..
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01-19-2006, 04:28 PM
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i whipe my own ass
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i knew that it was joe dirt  )
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01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BigWheelinBubba
bah you were just taking notes on how to properly grow a mullet |
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01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
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On a barstool near you
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Ihaven't seen Joe Dirt, and I'm not sure if I want to.
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01-19-2006, 05:23 PM
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The first time i seen it was Sunday...pretty funny movie
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01-19-2006, 05:50 PM
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On a barstool near you
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Maybe I'll have to rent it if it's that funny.
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01-19-2006, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by StangRacer
Maybe I'll have to rent it if it's that funny.
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Watch comedy central.. its free. 
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