Funny...yet disturbing at the same time...

Crazzy_Al · 07-20-2005, 11:28 AM

So I'm working the door at the Beach Grill last Friday, right? It's busy as fuck, lots of people, line around the side of the building, etc. I'm IDing person after person and up walk two pretty tall, and definitely "older" women...or at least I thought they were women based on the real quick second I looked at them. I tend to be a lot less critcal of older (40+) people and their ID's. So I ask for their ID's (we ID everyone!) and they hand me ID's with men pictured. And I mean normal, later in their years, men. I start to ask "whose ID's are these," and before I look all the way up I realize how "unwomanly" and "manly" these two she/males are. The second I asked that question, they both simultaneously answer, "SURPRISE" in fairly deep, pretty manly, voices. I didn't even scan the ID's, I handed the ID's to them and told them to go right in.

I was shocked to see that people, in this area, at that bar, actually did the whole "tranny" thing. Blah!! These dude were wearing low cut tops, short skirts, and stilletos, and this seemed to be normal to them. :vomit:

I think I'm still recovering from that fiasco.

Racingqtrsstang · 07-20-2005, 12:17 PM

THere are some real fruit cakes in the world

Lisa · 07-20-2005, 01:25 PM

Ewww...that's gross. Just think about the suprise some really drunk guy probably got later in the evening.

GTrackd · 07-20-2005, 01:26 PM

Mo's

gotta love em'

**BigWheelinBubba** · 07-20-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GTrackd

Mo's

gotta love em'

They had to have seen Al standing at the door in his pink shirt and snappy hairdo

GTrackd · 07-20-2005, 01:50 PM

BTW you look hot in my new avatar

EDIT: JEEZ, not in a gay way ok?....lol (because someones gonna give me shit for the phrasing of that)

**BigWheelinBubba** · 07-20-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTrackd

BTW you look hot in my new avatar

EDIT: JEEZ, not in a gay way ok?....lol (because someones gonna give me shit for the phrasing of that)

Oh great, now I got guys obsessed with me

GTrackd · 07-20-2005, 02:09 PM

Quit changin my avy you fag!

Crazzy_Al · 07-20-2005, 02:09 PM

My hair is the bomb!! I have to dress in a yellow, Beach Grill, polo, and black slack at work. But I look sexy.

They probably wanted to hump me, but that would have been the end of those two guys. NONE OF DADDY'S COCK FOR THEM!!

**BigWheelinBubba** · 07-20-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTrackd

Quit changin my avy you fag!