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Unread 03-30-2006, 01:11 PM   #1
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At a dallas bus stop, a beautiful young Blonde woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So,with her cheeks getting rosie, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a feeble smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more but still was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
There ya go little lady he chuckled

She became instantly furious as she turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! What are you some kind of a pervert? You don't even know me!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."


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im bored as helll at work..i need to get out of here..im in a slap happy mood today to..the littlest things are crackin me up today..
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im bored as helll at work..i need to get out of here..im in a slap happy mood today to..the littlest things are crackin me up today..
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im still craving caffine like a mother fucker..i quit drinking pop a week ago and im still wiggin out...
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I thought it was pretty funny.
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i called TBS, they determined this joke is moderatly funny. u can have a slight chuckle, but not too much.
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