( And yes, I found this on another site - MM
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+70F (21C) and above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
+60F (16C)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens
+50F (10C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
+40F (4C)
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan, drive with the windows down.
+32F (0C)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20F (-7C)
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
+10F (-12C)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0F (-18C)
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
-20F (-29C)
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
-40F (-40C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
-60F (-51C)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-80F (-62C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
-100F (-73C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297F (-183C)
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
-460F (-273C)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500F (-296C)
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl
People in Michigan
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