1973 vs 2006

[Xx96GTxX]

Originally Posted by Crazzy_Al

I think I should be allowed to kick the ass of anyone I feel is being a *****, sissy, douchebag, emo faggot, tool, etc, and not get in trouble for it.

you really should. even more so if a guy runs his mouth about you at a bowling alley and talks about kicking your ass by ALL means you should be ab le to kick the shit out of him without an assault charge.

[pferd]

A quote from Casino....I thought it was appropriate since Al works in a bank:

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank.

And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what?

I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

-Nicky Santoro

[Xx96GTxX]

Originally Posted by pferd

A quote from Casino....I thought it was appropriate since Al works in a bank:

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank.

And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what?

I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

-Nicky Santoro

one of my all time favorite movies and def my fav qoute from the movie

[Crazzy_Al]

Originally Posted by pferd

A quote from Casino....I thought it was appropriate since Al works in a bank:

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank.

And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what?

I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

-Nicky Santoro

I almost want someone to try that at my work.

[nitrous_bob]

oh hells yes

we were talking about this the other day , and i was recalling stuff i used to do that was considered fine.

1. at age 9 i used to walk to the corner store w/ $2 from my mom
i'd buy a pack of marlboro's for her, and a pack of newports for my 14 year old sister , .75/pack left me w/ .50 and i got a soda and candy bar.

now...........my mom would be jailed for chils endangerment

2. in the 4th grade i lived in port huron, we used to ride our bikes to canada , and occasionally the border patrol wouldn't let us across cuz we forgot our ss cards

now.......good luck as an adult


there are so many , but carlos mencia says it best...........

" we've lowered the standard of education so much to please everyone, that the fucking kid w/ down syndrome is on the honor roll "

[357windsor]

Originally Posted by StangRacer

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
>
>1973 -Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to
>his car and gets his to show Jack.
>
>2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
>and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
>traumatized students and teachers.
>
>++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
>
>1973 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
>best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
>
>2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
>them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
>1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
>Sits still in class.
>
>2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets
>extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
>
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives
>him a whipping.
>
>1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
>and becomes a successful businessman.
>
>2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
>care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that
>she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's
>mom has affair with psychologist.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
>
>1973- Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
>
>2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
>Car searched for drugs and weapons.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
>
>1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
>special school for expectant mothers.
>
>2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
>the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
>without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told
>to be more careful next time.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
>
>1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
>
>2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
>articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
>requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
>against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
>from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing
>lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
>puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
>
>1973 - Ants die.
>
>2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
>terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
>computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
>never allowed to fly again.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
>He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
>
>1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>
>2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
>faces 3 years in State Prison.

Sad but true.

[Racingqtrsstang]

Hell halloween isn't even the same anymore It seems like one house on each block has their light on to pass out and candy, and you might be lucky to get 15 kids that come to your house!!!! In the old days i remember every light bein on except for maybe 1 on each street!!