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Unread 04-11-2005, 03:33 PM   #1
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Joke Of The Day:
A man walks into a bar apparently upset about something and yells "All lawyers are assholes!!!" Then sits and asks the bartender for a shot. A few moments later he feels a tap on his shoulder. This other man says to him, "Ya know, I'm offended by what you said a little while ago." The man at the bar then says,"I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?" The other guys says "No, I'm an asshole!"







To those of you who are lawyers, what can I say? I'm an asshole
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Unread 04-11-2005, 05:20 PM   #2
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Unread 04-11-2005, 07:11 PM   #3
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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:51 AM   #5
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