Michigan Barbie:
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Michigan Barbie:
Bloomfield Barbie: This Princess Barbie is only sold at Somerset . She comes with an assortment of Burberry, Kate Spade and Prada handbags (not the knock-offs), a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Rochester/Shelby/Macomb Barbie: This trendy homemaker-Mystic Tanned Barbie comes with 2.1 kids and is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Jeep Grand Cherokee. She gets lost easily and can be spotted on cell phone. Traffic jamming cell phone and UGG brand boots sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Detroit Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, A Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy on rims with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop - then we don't know what you're talking about.
Grosse Pointe Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
Roseville/Madison Heights/Eastpointe/Warren/St, Clair Shores Barbie: This model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a rose on her shoulder. She has big hair, a six pack of Bud Light, and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper stickers absolutely free.
Birmingham Barbie: This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard-print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while she entertains friends at the club. Percocet and Vicodin prescriptions available.
Ann Arbor Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu, has long gray hair and archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. She prefers that you call her " Willow ."
Downriver Barbie: This chain-smoking, brassy-haired, Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Club Dance. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick up.
Hamtramck Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose, sneakers, and a bad haircut.
Royal Oak Barbie: This Barbie comes with a short haircut and her life partner, Debbie. They come with their own loft apartment and SUV (with a rainbow sticker on the bumper).
Clarkston Barbie: This Barbie comes in a pair of Lucky Jeans and a Hollister top. She comes equipped with Daddy's credit card tucked nicely in her L.V. hand bag, and the keys to his Lexus SUV. The blue tooth is attached to her ear as she is on the phone trying to find which one of her friends is messing around with Ken this week.
Waterford Barbie: This Barbie has ratted bangs that measure 3 inches in height. She comes with a can of Aquanet and a home bleaching kit. Her knock off L.V. handbag is full of blue eye-shadow and "Wet and Wild" eyeliner she stole from Rite-Aid.
Pontiac Barbie: This Barbie comes with her very own dime bag, and rolling papers. She is wearing a leopard print coat and matching stocking cap. Her tight denim jeans tuck into her fur lined boots that have 2 inch heels. Also tucked into her boots is her SMART bus pass. She comes with a cell phone that she cannot get activated because the serial numbers have been scraped off.
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