Twas Da Night Befo' Christmas

[Racingqtrsstang]

Twas da night befo christmas and all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good.
The tube socks were hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill.

Mookie and Bebe was snug in their crib
they in da back bedroom cuz dat's how we live.
An Moms in her do-rag and me wit my nine,
had just gotten busy cuz my girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
Bumpin' phat beats cuz da system's fly.
I bounced to da window at a quarter pas'
'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!

I yelled to my lady, "Yo woman, peep this!"
She said, "Stop frontin' an' just mind yo' bidness!"
I said "fo real doe, come and check dis shit out."
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt,

Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, eight reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats, day was kickin', and da ride - it was phat!
I said, "Yo red Dawg, man, you all dat!"

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gotsta go, I gots a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on top a da roof,
and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay all da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small things -
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat,
and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said, "Boy you best get on up out my face!"

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and dey was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto da roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that booty waitin' at home.

And all i heard as he cruised outta sight

"Merry Christmas litta childrens,
everythang is aight!"