25 ways to tell you've grown up

**BigWheelinBubba** · 02-04-2006, 09:30 PM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

357windsor · 02-04-2006, 09:56 PM

StangRacer · 02-05-2006, 10:51 PM

#26. You go home and go to bed after the Super Bowl instead of partying all night with your friends.

lab1702 · 02-06-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by StangRacer

#26. You go home and go to bed after the Super Bowl instead of partying all night with your friends.

#27. You don't go anywhere near the city during super bowl week since it's crowded and you might have to leave your car out of sight in some questionable parking lot.

**BigWheelinBubba** · 02-06-2006, 08:28 AM

#28. You're drunk and passed out before the superbowl starts

StangRacer · 02-06-2006, 08:42 AM

All very good.

dirty_dave · 02-06-2006, 09:18 AM

#28- you dont drink one beer before during or after the super bowl in fear that you will fall asleep after it

StangRacer · 02-06-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dirty_dave

#28- you dont drink one beer before during or after the super bowl in fear that you will fall asleep after it

#30 Your eyes start to go and you don't see that there already is a #28.

**BigWheelinBubba** · 02-06-2006, 02:13 PM

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#30 Your eyes start to go and you don't see that there already is a #28.

lmao

Lisa · 02-06-2006, 02:37 PM

silverknight · 02-06-2006, 02:56 PM

u guys are old

**BigWheelinBubba** · 02-06-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by silverknight

u guys are old

bah you're just jealous..

StangRacer · 02-06-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by silverknight

u guys are old

Atleast we don't have to go to another country to drink legally.

Racingqtrsstang · 02-06-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by StangRacer

Atleast we don't have to go to another country to drink legally.

Yeah bad experience with that one

lab1702 · 02-07-2006, 10:10 PM

#31. You get sleepy around 10PM. Good night all!